

The Ori Diaries: Pt. 3
Ori is 8 months old. Wanna see what he looks like now? Ori's 8 month old portrait, August 19, 2022 A fair bit has happened since my last...


The Ori Diaries Pt. 2: Nothing Is Safe
Ori is too smart for his own good. Not that he isn't dumb sometimes (potty training issues, helllllooooo!), but at other times it's an...


The Ori Diaries Pt. 1
I feel like there's so much to say about this incredible new baby in my life that I don't know where to start. So I guess we'll start at...


Good Moms Hide The Bodies
In a previous post, I mentioned that I don't like to get too personal on my blog here. But if I don't, I won't have anything at all to...
I Live With Assholes
To preface this: Rodent lives do not matter to me. Not in the slightest. Not even a little bit. So the cruelty portrayed by every being...


Secret Santa 2020
Context: Every year my friend group and I participate in Secret Santa. We've been doing this for several years now and we tend to go all...


It's A Thursday
Quick reference: Most people hate Mondays because they seem to be the predetermined day in which you have a BAD DAY. Hahaha. I bet your...
90 Messages
Imagine this: You're asleep comfortably in bed with your significant other. Then, at 4:30am, you hear your phone start announcing...


Stranded In Canada
Okay, first of all, I'm just going to toot my own horn: I take some damn good pictures. Maybe not all the time; there could be several...
Story Time
First off, I'm sorry for the sudden radio silence. Things have been happening around here, but most of what it boils down to is: a lot...












